Saturday, July 23, 2011

The Verdict on "Valentine's Day"

In order to answer a nagging concern about "Crazy, Stupid, Love." I finally saw Garry Marshall's ode to attractive people falling in love despite fake obstacles and contrivances.

My fiancee's aunt had liked the movie, especially the number of hunky guys present, a fact that had no influence on me. She then added, "But there's also Jessica Biel and Anne Hathaway..."

"Are they topless?" I replied.

Sadly, after watching "Valentine's Day" from beginning to end I can report: No female actress gets topless, though Shirley MacClaine does wear a lovely series of blouses. Oh, and you see Hector Elizondo's package.

One of those things is true. Either way, proceed with caution.

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