Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Film Round-Up, February 2013: Oscar nominees!

Your time will come, Jessica. Your time will come. 

Many, many apologies for the late posting of these reviews. February was an absolute blur and I completely lost track of time. This full-time writing thing is hard. It's not all getting up at noon and deciding what T shirt to wear. 

Anyway, this month I decided to review a slate of Academy Award nominees that ICON, which is letting me reprint these with permission. This is a bit of a dead period and it was a nice way to play catch-up. I wish I could have squeezed Amour in, but I couldn't swing. The screening schedule didn't work and the movie's release date in Philadelphia fell on the same day as my deadline. 

Enough excuses. Let's get to the good stuff...and Les Miserables! 

Zero Dark Thirty (Dir: Kathryn Bigelow). Starring: Jessica Chastain, Jason Clarke, Kyle Chandler, Jennifer Ehle, Mark Strong, Mark Duplass, James Gandolfini, Chris Pratt, Joel Edgerton. Bigelow’s previous effort, The Hurt Locker, was a sturdy, macho character study. Timing turned Bigelow’s Oscar-winning effort into something bigger than it was. In 2009, the only movies coming out about the George W. Bush-sponsored Middle East stupidity were finger-pointing documentaries. What’s ironic is that Zero Dark Thirty feels timeless even though it retells (courtesy of first-hand accounts) relatively recent history: the search for and killing of Osama bin Laden. What distinguishes Zero Dark Thirty is how Bigelow and screenwriter Mark Boal reveal the emotions behind the cold strategy. Maya (Chastain) is the young CIA operative whose search for the elusive warlord consumes her, and Chastain’s restrained, painfully human performance—you can hear her soul snap, crack, and rebuild—makes us care beyond patriotic obligation. Behind the covert details and technology, people determined this mission’s success: people who made mistakes, who hesitated, and who cared. Fortunately, there was one person who cared more than anyone else. Zero Dark Thirty—nuanced, fast-paced, and brilliant—is about what it costs to become a hero. [R] *****

Les Miserables (Dir: Tom Hooper). Starring: Hugh Jackman, Anne Hathaway, Russell Crowe, Amanda Seyfried, Sacha Baron Cohen, Helena Bonham Carter. How to begin to describe my rage for this epic adaptation of the beloved Broadway musical? You cannot cast non-singers for a movie where practically every line is sung. That hobbles Les Mis, especially whenever Crowe—who sounds like he has a terrible chest cold—opens his yap. Even though every song spells out the characters’ torment, Hooper doesn’t adjust the bigness of the musical for the big screen. Instead, he amplifies the emotions to comic levels. Characters sing in the rain or get smushed to one side of the screen to emphasize the loneliness they’re already warbling about. We get close-ups of teary-eyed revolutionaries. And everybody sings in the same trembling, weepy voice, giving the movie a stifling hangdog conformity that is only broken when Carter and Cohen do their soft-around-the-edges nutjob act. The story, focusing on the June Rebellion and the inescapability of the past, keeps you involved and Hathaway delivers the only moments that don’t seem wrapped in the gauze of big-budget splash. But one thought kept entering my mind while watching Les Miserables: It would have been terrific if no one had attempted a damn note. [PG-13] **

Lincoln (Dir: Steven Spielberg). Starring: Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field, Tommy Lee Jones, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, David Strathairn, Hal Holbrook, James Spader, John Hawkes, Tim Blake Nelson, Gloria Reuben. Day-Lewis’s portrayal of the 16th president has received lots of attention, as it should. It’s a beautiful performance that paints Lincoln as a human being, not as an on-deck legend. But it’s not the only reason to watch Spielberg’s sweeping historical near-masterpiece. Tony Kushner’s script isn’t just beautifully written, it’s a gorgeous model of economy: a brief segment of Lincoln’s tumultuous presidency—the race to pass the 13th Amendment and end the Civil War on his terms—gives us a full view into the man’s professional greatness and personal tumult. Day-Lewis’ immense power tends to override films, turning costars into props. (For further proof watch There Will Be Blood) Understatement, thankfully, defines this performance and he acts against a roster of steely pros. Field, whose trademark weepiness somehow got her an Oscar nod, is fine as Mary Todd Lincoln. But we treasure the scenes featuring Jones’ tart-tongued Thaddeus Stevens and Strathairn’s impassioned, dignified William Seward. Spader, excellent as a roguish vote wrangler hired by Lincoln, brings welcome levity. The only thing keeping Lincoln from classic status is Spielberg’s unfortunate tendency to end his movies like the deathbed scenes in soap operas. [PG-13] ****

Beasts of the Southern Wild (Dir: Benh Zeitlin). Starring: Quvenzhané Wallis, Dwight Henry. The token “hey, we care about small films, too!” nomination.  In the bucolic grittiness of the Louisiana bayou, a little girl named Hushpuppy (Wallis) views the universe as a series of interconnected pieces: if one piece falls, so does everything else. With a storm coming and her drunk, quick-to-anger father (Henry) getting sicker and more obstinate, our heroine has to handle the great unraveling by herself.  Zeitlin does a very nice job framing the story as a blunt Cajun fairy tale, and he coaxes a compelling performance from Best Actress nominee Wallis, who was five years old when she auditioned.  What keeps Beasts of the Southern Wild from being little more than an indie curiosity is that Zeitlin keeps us at arm’s length, opting to highlight symbolism and cultural identity over personal conflict. (The best scenes are between Wallis and Henry, whose relationship lacks the sweet rudder of an adult female.) Too frequently Hushpuppy isn’t a character but an instrument to express those larger issues. But there is enough here that’s worth your time, and it’s miles better than Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, last year’s shrill kids-are-people-too nominee. [PG-13] ***

Friday, February 22, 2013

Melissa Stark Profile for "Philadelphia"

I didn't get this reaction from her, though my eyes were sealed with fatigue...
It's funny...I remember watching Stark on ESPN's "Scholastic Sports America" as a teenager, and of course, she was a big honking deal on "Monday Night Football." So, it was cool to meet Stark, who just oozes professional competence. She could have been the CEO of a bank or a lawyer.

To wit, I've never had anyone--male or female--deliver a firmer handshake. It was tighter than the lid on an unopened jar of pickles.

I wrote a front of the book piece for "Philadelphia," which you can read right here. But here are a few observations, aside from Stark's kung-fu grip.

--Stark hosts "First on the Field," NFL Network's pre-pre-game show. The show airs Sunday from 7 a.m. to 9 a.m., which meant I had to be at NFL Films at 6:30 a.m. That meant I had to be up at 5:00 a.m. and on the road by 5:30 a.m. That was absolutely brutal, though I did get to visit NFL Films, which was beyond awesome. 

--Hanging out in a control room, which I did for a goodly portion of my time there, is fantastic. You get to see how a TV show is put together and it's a super-sarcastic, chummy vibe. 

--Afterward, I met up with my wife, her mother, and her uncle for brunch. I should have stayed home. My eyes drooped, my head felt as huge as a parade balloon. I spent a majority of Sunday just limping around my house. When Cameron was in Egypt's land...

--I had pitched this story to the mag's wonderful deputy editor, Christy Speer, before Thanksgiving. On December 14, she calls me to say, "Hey, it's a go, can you get this to us on January 2nd?"

I could not say no. One of my goals was to write for Philadelphia. I had been pitching Christy stories for a year. Seriously, it was non-stop; I thought she was going to block my email. This was it.

By the time I reached NFL's PR to arrange a visit to the studio, it was December 23rd. Holiday stuff and other assignments meant that I couldn't write and do the secondary reporting until December 26th. Oh, and I had another assignment due on January 2nd. And Christy was on vacation... 

--But I'm really happy with the piece. And the editing process, combined with Grantland, was like a master class on feature writing. I know it made me a better writer.  

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Review of "A Good Day to Die Hard"

OK, sports fans: Who is this? 
After a week of being immersed in various writing projects--from Marvin Gaye to copy editing to pitches--I really wanted a nice, hot slice of escapism. Something oozing with violence and stuffed with gratuitous nudity. I thought "A Good Day to Die Hard" would be perfect. 

Oh, boy, was I off. 

Now, before everyone goes into a spiel about how movie critics hate fun and only like movies centered on suffering and atmospheric lighting, let the record show that I loved the first "Die Hard." But the series has gotten away from what made it great: terrific comic writing and John McClane's everyman appeal. 

Why go the stupid and noisy route when action flicks have gotten progressively more savvy about character development and drama? Look at "Iron Man" and "The Avengers" and "The Dark Knight." 

I'm rambling. You can read the review, which I wrote for "The Weekender" right here.

P.S.--I'm tired of writing about this McClane, hence the photo. 

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Why You Haven't Seen Me In A While...

The source of three months of immense pleasure--and torment.
I've been immersed in reporting, researching, and writing my first piece for ESPN's Grantland, a look at Marvin Gaye's epic rendition of the national anthem at the 1983 NBA All-Star Game.

Now it's up, and I couldn't be prouder. You can read it here and if you don't tap your feet while listening to Gaye tear it up at the Forum, well, I don't wanna know you.

Will have more movie stuff up soon, folks.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Review of "Warm Bodies" and My Plan to Fix the Oscars

Honestly, a movie like "Warm Bodies" exemplifies why the Academy Awards needs to be divided into two halves. (You can read my review for "The Weekender" here.)

Jonathan Levine's clever, totally rewarding romantic comedy is going to be forgotten by March, when the spring break blockbusters get released. Hell, it may become an afterthought by Valentine's Day, when the latest, inevitably regrettable "Die Hard" comes out along with the newest Nicholas Sparks thing geared to teenage emotions, "Safe Haven."

What happens right now is that studios wait until the last possible minute to release their goodies in time for Oscar consideration. This explains why the following Best Picture nominees premiered or were released wide in November or afterward: "Django Unchained," "Zero Dark Thirty," "Amour," "Les Mis," "Lincoln," "Silver Linings Playbook," and "Life of Pi."

The logic that's presented is the only time that matters for movies is the last two months of the calendar year. Everyone is bombarded with so much stuff that it's hard to remember what came out in September, forget about April and May. It's not fair for audiences, critics, and filmmakers. Movies get rewarded for timing more than quality. 

Here's what I propose:

1.) First-half winners: Give out Oscar nominations for movies released before June 30th: Five in every category. (Maybe then, "Moonrise Kingdom" would have gotten more than one friggin' nomination.)

2.) Second-half winners: Give out 5 Oscar nominations for movies released from July 1st to December 31st: Five in every category.

3.) In February, hold the lavish Academy Awards ceremony, where the nominees from both halves face off to see who's the best of the best. 

What are your thoughts? I'd love to know. 

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

The Annoying Child Actor Hall of Fame Welcomes...Ross Malinger

It finally hit me after watching "Sleepless in Seattle" a few weeks ago: Good lord, Jonah is obnoxious. Why isn't Tom Hanks letting this twerp steamroll him? If this were "Kramer vs. Kramer," Meryl Streep and Dustin Hoffman would be battling over who didn't get to keep him. Why is Nora Ephron trying so hard to irritate me? 

This is the reason Ross Malinger never made it to the next level, though he was good as Mr. Lippman's son in the bar mitzvah episode of "Seinfeld."

Indeed, you're a man, Mr. Malinger. But you're not too old for this honor. No go speak in acronyms with Gaby Hoffman as I wonder why I'm not reading or watching that documentary on Japanese beetles.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Review of "The Last Stand"

Insert catchphrase here. 
I'm sorry this is so late. It has been a crazy stretch, highlighted by a couple of time-intensive writing assignments. The review ran last week in The Weekender. You can read it right here.

Now, I wasn't a giant fan of the movie, but the Sunday morning crowd I caught this with loved it. The folks actually applauded at the end, a puzzling move. First, why the hell are we celebrating this monument to stupidity? Two, it's not like Arnold Schwarzengger is going to pull a "Purple Rose of Cairo" and thank everyone for the gesture.

Third, why are we applauding something we've seen before? We might as well celebrate an appliance. Oh, the toaster handled my Pop Tart! Bravo! 

FYI: The last time I remember people applauding so heartily at a movie theater? "The Lucky One," Nicholas Sparks' latest ode to pretty, tortured souls making love in luxuriously rustic accommodations. Hmm....